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¿Por qué acepté el trabajo más aburrido del mundo? Haría cualquier cosa por algo de acción.

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¿Hola?

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Sé que hay alguien ahí. Entregaos vosotros mismos.

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Dios mío, ¿qué estáis haciendo, pequeños idiotas?

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¡Escuchar! ¡Escuchar!

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Déjenme adivinar, ustedes son de esa fraternidad de nerds al otro lado de la calle.

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¿Sí señora?

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Ustedes siempre están causando problemas.

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Por favor no nos hagas daño.

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¡Callarse la boca!

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Déjame adivinar, ¿eres el cabecilla de esta pequeña pandilla?

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Sí señora.

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Bueno, si van a actuar como pervertidos, los trataré como a un pervertido.

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Anda, camina por la tienda como el pequeño pervertido que eres.

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No mires al sofá.

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Anda, ven a compartir.

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¡Tú! Siéntate ahí y mira.

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¿Qué clase de perdedor elige follar con un maniquí en lugar de con una mujer real?

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¿No es la piel mucho más bonita que el plástico duro?

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¿No es esta una mejor historia para contarles a tus amiguitos nerds de la universidad?

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¿Alguna vez has tocado a una mujer real o lo único que has tocado son maniquíes?

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Toco mujeres reales todo el tiempo.

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¿Es eso así?

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh, mierda.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh, mierda.

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Oh, mierda.

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Tu puta polla es tan buena.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh sí.

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Si pero.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh mi puto gran trasero.

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Sí.

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Oh joder.

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Oh sí.

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Oh, tómalo, joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Ay dios mío.

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Ah, por favor, por favor.

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Si si si.

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Sí.

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Joder, eso es tan bueno.

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Ay dios mío.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh, joder mi coño.

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Dios mío, sí.

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Lléname.

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Oh, es tan bueno.

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Oh sí.

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Oh sí.

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Si si.

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Oh sí, fóllame, fóllame, fóllame.

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Oh, maldito Dios.

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Ah, justo ahí.

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Oh sí.

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Ah, justo ahí.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh sí.

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Ay dios mío.

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Oh sí.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh sí.

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Oh sí.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh, mierda.

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Sí.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Oh joder.

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Bueno, esa era justo la cantidad de emoción que necesitaba.

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Gracias.

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Les daré esto a ustedes tres y los dejaré fuera de la advertencia.

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Ustedes realmente tienen que salir de aquí.

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Vamos chicos.

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La puerta está al otro lado.

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Este es un atajo.

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Esos pequeños cabrones espeluznantes.